Like sands in the hourglass ... so goes the days of my life. Everyone shooting for me ... knowing my supremacy. If only you guys could experience first-hand the greatness of my game. You can only hope and dream. Kinda like Obama ... lots of hope, lots of changes you want to make. But my greatness will overcome you upstarts and I will once again walk away with the green jacket.
I'm gunnin' for you. I'm firmly convinced now that you have been permanently scarred from playing at the Hill's that you don't know how to play any where else. I'll take my chances and will NOT ask for any shots! There, I said it...now come get me.
Mike likes to reference my 42 I shot a few weeks ago. What he doesn't mention is that it was an "outlier" -- a statistical aberration surrounded by 47s and 49s.
His years of honing his stroke, especially his irons shots, 3-4 times per week, gives him a massive advantage.
The pressure is on him as the favorite. If he doesn't beat us by at least 10-15 shots then his BW will have been a failure!
Please instruct me as to when I should arrive and take on the cart duty I have been so kindly assigned. Also, will there be two golf/three poker, or three golf/three poker?
There should be three golf, three pokes ... if everyone would get in town when they are required. I'm thinking Friday afternoon 9 at Wildwood, or 18 if we can get off by noon. Perhaps Weathsmowax on Saturday? Pleasant "goat track" Hills is a possibility. Brown's Run? Doesn't matter -- you name the course ... I win.
And this gal you call Mike. I sense a lil' inbreeding here. Looks to me like he could be a result of aunts and the uncles and cousins being passed around after a night of Thunderbird back in the 40s or 50's. (the barnyard pooch is suspect...) Hey hey, just an observation..it confuses me.
This Timstigator fella should be looking into this..pronto. Report all findings.
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Like sands in the hourglass ... so goes the days of my life. Everyone shooting for me ... knowing my supremacy. If only you guys could experience first-hand the greatness of my game. You can only hope and dream. Kinda like Obama ... lots of hope, lots of changes you want to make. But my greatness will overcome you upstarts and I will once again walk away with the green jacket.
I'm gunnin' for you. I'm firmly convinced now that you have been permanently scarred from playing at the Hill's that you don't know how to play any where else. I'll take my chances and will NOT ask for any shots! There, I said it...now come get me.
Mike likes to reference my 42 I shot a few weeks ago. What he doesn't mention is that it was an "outlier" -- a statistical aberration surrounded by 47s and 49s.
His years of honing his stroke, especially his irons shots, 3-4 times per week, gives him a massive advantage.
The pressure is on him as the favorite. If he doesn't beat us by at least 10-15 shots then his BW will have been a failure!
If he had any confidence in his game, he would give strokes. I think we need to be on our psychological terror game for him. Oh yeah.
Elders,
Please instruct me as to when I should arrive and take on the cart duty I have been so kindly assigned. Also, will there be two golf/three poker, or three golf/three poker?
Your humble page,
Micah
There should be three golf, three pokes ... if everyone would get in town when they are required. I'm thinking Friday afternoon 9 at Wildwood, or 18 if we can get off by noon. Perhaps Weathsmowax on Saturday? Pleasant "goat track" Hills is a possibility. Brown's Run? Doesn't matter -- you name the course ... I win.
Micah: I feel so sorry for you...you must be crying into your pillow each night.
And this gal you call Mike. I sense a lil' inbreeding here. Looks to me like he could be a result of aunts and the uncles and cousins being passed around after a night of Thunderbird back in the 40s or 50's. (the barnyard pooch is suspect...) Hey hey, just an observation..it confuses me.
This Timstigator fella should be looking into this..pronto. Report all findings.
Did she reproduce?
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