Weather outlook: not bad, a little chance of rain

Weather forecast: maybe some rain. But odds are it won't. Mike needs professional beatings for his treacherous suggesting of postponing the weekend.

FLIGHT "B" TARGET: BIGGS

Biggs: I predict you will go down to my mighty chipping game. As I chip onto the carpet, you will be 250 yards behind me in the woods looking for your lost balls. Better buy a box of balls, or get some cheap range balls, as you will surely lose one after the other. THEN, you will lose to me in poker later that night. It is written, let it be done.

Mere Days Away...

While black tie and gowns are not mandated for BW, it is a sign of respect and is appreciated by the BW Council of Elders. Four days away.

Our Target this Brothers Weekend

Mike: prepare yourself. You're going down. Rick or Brady will put you to the test. You're in their crosshairs.

Hamptons, Here We Come

It's official, the Fening Painting road show is on. Libby Langdon (dot.com) has given us the go-ahead to paint her lovely estate in Sag Harbor, Long Island. Call it a vacation, call it out-of-town work, or just call it spreading for dollahs.... big dollahs. If any brothers are out of work, and have a little painting experience, you're invited to bow to the almighty dicatator and work for mins-mo-wage. Like our motto -- hard work, long hours, low pay, no benefits. How can you pass that up?

I know I'm going backwards here...(another sample page)

How 'Bout a Ride Mr. Prez?

Not many people know this, but in addition to painting, I moonlight as a helicopter pilot. And this week I got a highly-sought-after gig -- give "W" a lift. Helicopter rides are available to normal people, too. Just call 1-800-CALL-MIKE and we'll take care of you.

The Bizarro BW

Looks like we're not the only ones with a "Brother's Weekend." Check out this site. It looks like they are a little more stringent with the rules for participation (18 years old, etc).

Are they possible BW enemies? Should we send an emissary and colloborate with this foreign culture? Could we learn from them?

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=tx_eggman&nextdate=9%2F18%2F2005+23%3A59%3A59.999

Security Council Threatens To Boycott Chinese Take-Out

After weeks of useless and predictable debate about the violence in Tibet, the UN Security Council may be on the verge of issuing a formal "Statement of Tsk Tsk." Heavy pressure brought by the Western powers in the form of hours of faux debating, intense Blackberry checking, and the urgent scheduling of escort services resulted in the Russians agreeing to a U.N. statement on the Chinese handling of the Tibet situation that would include a threat to refrain from ordering Chinese take-out for any official U.N. work session until the crisis is resolved.

The measure was diluted, however, by Russian requirements that the boycott not apply to orders of General Tsao's chicken and that it be lifted when the protesters' death toll reached acceptable levels.

Easter action!

Yes, I think my kids will be 30 years old and still fight for pole position in the Great Easter Egg Hunt. Tensions ran high as the sixteen year old argued with the nine year old regarding head start times. It is a beautiful day, everyone collected gobs of chocolate and cash prizes!

RACHEL WINS THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!

Discuss. By the way, all you writers out there, is the above copy correct English?

LITTLE MIAMI RIVER HIGHEST IN 51 YEARS

This is the riverview from our deck. Getting close. Loud. Going at approximately 20mph. Look at far bank. Trees under water. Click on photo for closer view.

Discuss.